Feeling: Fucking Cold.
Listening to: It’s Not My Time – Three Doors Down
I have already said in a different post that i have mad love for the TV program scrubs. I may even go as far to say that it is my favourite TV program at the moment.. I even happen to own the first 4 seasons on DVD. (bought at The Warehouse $12 a piece! 
howz that for bargin shopping.)
So anyway during a long boring day at work while i happened to be daydreaming about a certain Scrubs episode that i watched before work i came up with an ingenious plan to make my own top ten scrubs lines!… ok i know its not really that great of an idea but its my party and ill do whatever the fuck i want.
10.) Janitor [to J.D.] : You Look Unhappy, i like That
9.) Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
8.) Dr. Cox: Listen up there Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you’re scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they’re delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in
7.) J.D.: Do you ever get the feeling that our patients pretend to be sicker when we’re around.
Elliot: Oh yeah, you know Mrs. Wilson back there, she made her spline pretend to rupture, then she pretended to die.
6.) Molly: Do you wanna, uh, get a cup of coffee tonight?
Elliot: Can’t, I’m hitting the internet hard and going on a friend hunt!
5.) Turk: its killing me i cant beat this woman no matter what i try, she’s like a ninja but worse
JD:Nothing Worse than a ninja ,their masters of every style of combat
4.) JD : [to himself, as Dr. Cox stands next to him at a urinal] Okay, just act natural…
(OUT LOUD) Hey, Dr. Cox. Takin’ a whiz?
3.) Dr. Cox : I don’t want to hear anything out of that man’s mouth other than “Oh no, I’m dying, there’s a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I’m in hell! Hitler, Musollini… Captain Kangaroo? That’s not right.”
2.) Dr. Cox: The woman is everywhere. She’s there when I workout in the morning, when I workout in the car on the way to work and when I workout when I get to work. I can’t seem to get away from her and that used to be fine when she just came around for five minutes every month or so to feed on my dignity, but now. I’d honestly kill myself, Bob, if I wasn’t convinced that Jordan wouldn’t already be there waiting for me in the afterlife. You see, typical of her, she went and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride all along the banks of the river Styx.
And now for the best line ever!
1.) Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Perry: No, Barbie, no… it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
So there is my top 10 list
peace out.
